Fuck the middle east
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We sure could live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
And end their fuckin' crisis
Beirut, lebanon-won't exist once we're done
Libya, iran-we'll flush the bastards down the can
Syrians and shiites-crush their faces with our might
Then israel and egypt can live in peace without these dicks