Ever since one day in the nineteen eightees
In some kid prison place they said would educate me
You know no needle’s ever once been placed into me
Based on a claim its contents they’d inoculate me

Can you believe just how lucky one human being could be
somehow it seems that I’ve survived to nearly half a century
And those diseases against which I would not let them protect me
They passed me by not even once one ever came to visit me

I barely ever have a sniffle, a common cold’s so rare for me.
I almost disbelieve my own good luck but it’s reality

But how?

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I must be lucky
just very lucky
Lucky that those nasty germs never went for me

I’m so lucky
Just so lucky
Cos to survive without those shots seemed not a possibility


I bet you heard 4 years ago about that new killer lurgy
Well we were lucky cos it left alone my whole family and me
So glad it did cos none of us received that new gene therapy
Which you’ll remember was the height of safety, and efficacy.

But we were young and also old and we were crazy wild and free
we washed our hands - no more often than we had historically
Rejected those life-saving facemasks, breathed the air in muzzle free!
And all our friends and family, we always remained keen to see


We danced with death, like those TikTok nurses in 2020
But with no magic junk inside us, and no shred of PPE


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We must be lucky
All of us lucky
Health experts told us this must not be tried, you see

But we were lucky
Insanely lucky
Like if we all fell from
40,000 feet and all escaped injury

Lucky!

I hesitate to tell you this, believer of the BBC
I know that it might rankle you to think that we escaped scot-free

Cos you made it clear you thought that we behaved despicably
But there’s more yet to the good luck of my like-minded friends and me

There really must be someone up there, looking out for them and me
Cos all around there’s death and sickness hitting others suddenly
But we’ve no turbo cancers yet or cardiac emergencies
I’m sure there’s no reason for that though, there’s nothing here to see

It’s just that we’re all


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Lucky
Freakishly lucky -
I know that’s what you’ve got to tell yourself, yeah that’s all it can be

We’re all lucky
Scum that was lucky, cos We all gained
from that sacrifice you made for society.

So I’m just lucky,
Just so lucky. Lucky to be me, with my unique biology

I’m so lucky I feel so lucky!
Lucky, I see through the lie, of
Hardcore germ theory